story that actually doesn’t start in the middle only to jump from past to present

Posted on March 26, 2012 by paul

There’s no real reason to start anywhere before this part of my life here. Sure stories and questions and explanations come up. They’ve even mostly made me who I am, but right now is what is concerning me. is when it started.

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bored

Posted on January 19, 2012 by paul

who wants to get my brain party started?

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two weeks

Posted on January 18, 2012 by paul

that’s it.

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Enlarge-It

Posted on December 28, 2011 by paul

Because I’m sure we’re all so eager:

*NEW* Penile Enlargement Patch -See Large Gains FAST-

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slippage in spam

Posted on October 10, 2011 by paul

it’s been a while. Sorry about that, there’s that stuff that goes on in life. I’ve been a bit forgetful lately so I’m struggling…..Oh yeah! Stuff, stuff has been going on. Wish I could say it was good stuff, but there has definitely been an extra does of stress and other things I can’t seem to figure out.

But anyway. On to the spam!

From: Connie
Subject: Which Enlargement Products Works?

From: NataliaSamatha
Subject: Enlarge you Naturally Gain Up To 4 Inches In Length And Up to 25% Girth Increase.

Dear Connie,
I have no idea because I try to be happy with how I am. Sorry I couldn’t give you an answer, but thanks for playing our little game here today!

Dear NataliaSamatha,
First of all it seems like you spelled your name wrong. Shouldn’t it be Natalia Samantha? Note the space and then the added “n” in Samatha because I’m guessing it’s actually Samantha.
Secondly, I think you might need to go back to kindergarten so we can get the basics of writing down, such as creating properly formed sentences that also contain correct spelling. It’s an important part in life. I wish you the best. And don’t forget to double check your writing. It will help, trust me.

Well folks, that’s all we have for today. Thanks for stopping by.

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new WordPress, new fun

Posted on July 11, 2011 by paul

I’m actually not shocked and upset about this update. When software changes and tries to be all “new and radical” it usually means “annoying and confused.” But not much changed, and the few things that did seem pretty cool. For instance, when I’m logged in and I have some drop down menu’s if I’m actually within the blog instead of inside the Dashboard. I can hop right to things like “New Post” or a handful of other shortcuts back to specific useful dashboard pages instead of having to go back to the main dashboard and then having to go to the page.

I can’t say that’s like the best new thing and would give up sliced bread, but it’s subtle yet intuitive enough to at least smile about it, while not going so far as jumping around and screaming and crying about how I couldn’t live without it before and how my life is now complete. It’s an update to the layout that doesn’t require re-learning and/or an explanation on why things changed. *cough, cough* the new firefox.

What other things to say….?………..!…..wait, false alarm. Nothing I have the energy for at the moment. I’m going to try and let my brain rest from my work day. Maybe I can start thinking again later.

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oh the fringe benefits are great

Posted on June 22, 2011 by paul

Darn it! Balls :(

Should be ok, I think I’m a pretty enough wallflower that I’m well enough ignored. Although I did have a sweet, sexy comment about “whanting sex with me.” Yes, I spelled wanting correctly. I deleted it. Maybe that was a mistake. Man, if I even passed up an honest offer!

Ok, yeah. I doubt it. I refuse to believe my words of wisdom here would inspire someone with such reckless desire to boldly post a comment when if it was really that lustful an email address could have been found and a steamy, private message could have been sent.

Ah, but the comment spam does give me a smile and something to daydream about.

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the only better thing to say

Posted on June 1, 2011 by paul

Awesomeness is just a mile away.

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yahoo IM spam conversation with myself?

Posted on May 31, 2011 by paul

angelinaasimov5378

(5:18:20 PM) Angelina Asimov: Im alone right now you got a min to chat??

(6:05:21 PM) Angelina Asimov: Hello :-)??
(6:04:51 PM) paul: ?
(6:04:58 PM) Angelina Asimov: how are you baby :)
(6:05:28 PM) paul: do we know each other?
(6:05:38 PM) Angelina Asimov: good… ur alone right??
(6:05:50 PM) paul: what?
(6:05:58 PM) Angelina Asimov: i’ve been busy like crazy lately, just got home and i’m kinda feeling a little naughty lol.. ;-)

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useful blogging

Posted on May 23, 2011 by paul

20 tools to help bloggers

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